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sheesh

2009-12-13T01:35:27Z

So as i'm trying to rip cd's to my portable drive (cause it goes everywhere i go these days), i happen to rummage through some old papers and such. Came across a list of sites with passwords (no NOT those types) and LiveJournal was one of them.

So i logged in and started reading stuff I posted.

Wow. What the fuck was wrong with me back then? I must have had some really serious issues. No wonder no one ever talked to me! I think i created more drama than what was actually there.

I am a much different person these days compared to back then. I look better, act better, many friends and family. Don't get me wrong i still listen to metal and think toilet humor is hilarious, but a lot of things have changed for the better. I honestly can i'm a at better place now than I ever have been. I work too much still but eh it pays the bills. I've been jammin with a few friends, got 1 original down and working on another. Things are just super duper.

I should probably delete this but i want to go and read all my drivel first cause i'm sure i'll get a kick out of what i posted.

One thing that hasn't changed: me yelling like Cliff Yablonski at people who drive like swamp ass and tick turds. So hurrah for me and poo poo for capt ham salad and his pork belt of condiments +3 to diabeetus and spongebob soaking up his butt sweat.

Ta.

I'm too sexy for this post, cause i am the host, with the most!

2005-05-09T13:18:53Z

Instead of Star Wars : Return of the SITH i bring you DANOWAR: Return of ..um..well...me! I think summer is finally here. I've started driving the mustang again. Which makes me very happy. Like bonerrific happy. Warmer weather is upon us and you gotta love it. Uh let's see what else...oh! I have about 2 semester left at college and Iees gradimutate!! wooot!!! Unfortunately it will be next spring but at least i'll be done. The end is in sight! I am joining a gym my friend belongs to. Yes, i will be buff. I have to, i'm headin to the beach in july. I can't tan worth a fuckin shit so i have to look good somehow while i wear SPF500 sunscreen. Yea i burn like fuckin cheap bacon on a grill. I go from white, to red, to white. I get a little color but that's it. The hair gets more red too. But you knew that.Ozzfest in july, buddies and I are going. For maiden and sabbath mostly, and to drink haha. Need to get my tix for the ohio deathfest. That is a must. Other than that, same ol me same ol bat channel. I got a
good laugh the other day: driving home in the town car, was 70 out, i had the a/c on just cause i wanted to. Ahh nice..comfy...relaxing. So i get stopped at a light and up next to me pulls this little honda buzzbomb. It's all small n shit, windows down, dork driving (hat on sideways, lookin like a reject from white suburbia) and his g/f was in the passenger seat and she looked annoyed. hahahaha. So i just kept listening to Falconer and went along my merry way. Of course i he had to floor it past me sounding like an old man after a prune juice binge. Another humorous incident is this weekend when i was in the stang. I'm at a light, some dork pulls up in an Audi. nice car. his g/f was checkin me out hardcore and he got pissed! Hahaha. I didn't have any music on just the windows down listening to the rumble of pushrods. So the light turns green and he gets on it, so i wait till i'm in 2nd gear and tromp it. Flew past him like a dog in heat. Some audi. DORKO! Right. Well i must get to work. You all have a lovely
day. Summer class tonight, hopefully there will be at least 1 cute lady inthe class. Hey, im single i can say that. :P

A Danowar Christmas Poem

2004-12-23T04:40:00Z

Twas the Night Before Christmas so dark and so cold,
not a creature was living except for one on the road.
The asphalt was desolate, lightless and bare
as the sound of a 5 liter punched through the air.

The pushrods were gleaming in a chemical sheen,
the exhaust gases swept out sounding damn mean.
As the pistol grip shifter landed firmly to Five,
it was surely a sign that death would arrive.

All of a sudden there arose such a clatter,
it wasn't static or hum or a radio chatter.
Up went the volume quite quickly it seemed,
as metal was heard and a small smirk seen.

The mustang was ablaze as it screamed in the night,
the tires gripped firmly and planted so tight.
No car would catch him they hadn't a chance,
He would stomp them so fast to rip off their pants.

He killed all the false, all the posuers and whimps,
all the political correctness and those government gimps.
He killed all religions save for his own,
he made the self righteous die with a groan.

His metal faith rang loud and loud it rang out,
just as the driver threw his hand out.
suddenly "Metal Forever" was shouted aloud,
and with a hit of the nitrous, his tracks were a cloud.

For he knew of the riddle, and it was true to say the least.
You couldn't trust man, nor any woman nor beast.
But steel you could trust, and metal was true
So he said to the world a giant " FUCK YOU ".

The End.

I still like boobies tho. :D

Yay! Another semester done! i want my degree you suckhole

2004-12-15T01:57:42Z

Went in, turned in my exam. BOOM! done like chicken. Now i have 3 weeks of sitting on my ass until the spring semester starts. Woohoo i can't wait...to GAG. Fuckers. It snowed today...it snowed, and snowed, and snowed some more. I hate snow. I hate morons driving in snow even more! and my ears just popped...wow now i can hear better. I need to get healthy by the weekend cause i have a christmas party to go too, and drink and eat and listen to metal! Holy shit! This will rule the casbah folks. Which reminds me, i gotta write out my christmas cards here. I'll write one to my bank manager: "Facist Bullyboy, gimme some more money you bastid." Sums it up don't you think?

Counting down the days till i'm 30.....e i e i HO! ho hooker? I sent a letter to santa claus asking him for a nympho for christmas. He told me he's fresh out. Fuck. There goes ringing in New Years with bang. Oh i also asked him for a bag of gummi-boobs. and i'm spent.

and all the while Evil accumulates before me

2004-12-13T06:13:32Z

Wow. I had forgotten I had this silly little thing. Anyone still read this shit? Bueller? Bueller? I have my own shit going on here. High on nyQuil, i wanted to take this opportunity to say "Merry Fucking Christmas". That's right...Christmas....cause i'm not a politically correct person. What is this russia? Fuck it. "Oh i'm an athiest and that offends me" yea well take offense to my fist in your gut canned ham and go back into your mom's pisspurse. I tell you what, if these people are so bent on fucking up Christmas and making it all politcally correct, then they should have to pay full price during this season and get the fuck out. Yea im talkin to all you heebs and arabinians and amazonians who are all up the government's ass because you're a whiny no good un-American fatass. I'm supposed to recognize "gay day" but i get shit on for saying "Merry Christmas"? I don't think so Ass ranger. I said "Gay" but what i should have said was ass-pirate, butt dumpling, ass burgler, sword swallower, peter puffer, dicklicker, the list goes on. In closing i'd like to say "Lentils".

HELLO CLIFF RICHARD

2004-10-18T22:24:19Z

Hi people. Guess what.....no you're still gay sorry. I've moved. Yes that's right...moved from here to myspace.com :) I'm carrying my full frontal assault on the world over there and i'm enjoying it. So if you want the link just post a reply and i'll send you the link....well...if i like you. Ah who cares.

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/4424701

read it and weep you suckholes. I still rule. bye!

GUTBUSTERS!

2004-09-12T05:30:47Z

There's something gay
Hiding in your journal
who ya gonna call?
GUTBUSTERS!!!!

If there's some drama
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
GUTBUSTERS!
I make some good toast.
HOLY SHIT I'M NOT DEAD. Yea like we needed a public announcement, or pubic in your case. I've been real busy with all sorts of crap. Like school...school is good...FOR ME TO POOP ON. They made me get a new student ID. Holy shit it looks like I just farted and had to sit there and smell it when they took the picture. So the past week has been a complete amalgamation of shitsheets and asswarts. I mean three fucking days of rain just did a big asspiss squat over my parade. Everyone was driving like moronic zombies from a bad Universal b-movie with missing zombies. It was THAT fucking bad. It was worse than a blowjob from a hooker on her first day. With that, i will bid you a fond Adieu and i really don't fucking care for your lentils. Especially if they're south african.

Boobies! (sorry it's just not a post unless i say tits or something)

ozzfest ruled

2004-08-29T15:51:37Z

PARENTAL

ADVISORY

ASMODEUS CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS

From Go-Quiz.com

TRAMPLE THE WEAK, HURDLE THE DEAD

2004-08-28T03:42:48Z

yup. sums it all up. I could on about all kinds of drama and bullshit but I don't really care about any of it. So i'm going to post this: I'm going to ozzfest tomorrow with my buddies and i will have a lot of fun. I have a party to attend the labor day weekend and i will be fun. Class starts next week but there's a cute lady in my class and i know she likes me. I'm going to see Danzig in cleveland and hang out with a good friend of mine there. I personally don't give a rats pee about internet drama. Cause that's what it is:drama and i can turn it off with a mouse click. Oh my friend in cleveland, she's the coolest and I give her so much credit for what she does. I'm glad to have met her. Now i'm off to go sleep and dream of Slayer. ta ta.

Somedays it just has to rain, whether we want it to or not

2004-08-08T18:59:31Z

We put our eldest cat to sleep today. He was 13 years old. The poor guy had been struggling with what the vets thought was lung cancer over the past few months. He had been doing well but this past week he took a serious downturn for the worst. You don't want loved ones to go but you don't want to see them suffer either.

I just hope he's happy now.

I will miss you Fluffy. God speed.

Words of wisdom

2004-08-02T18:49:05Z

Sinkers are down and floaters are best.
Floaters are flashy but sinkers are splashy.
If it stinks, then it sinks.
Great words, yes. Saw 2 movies this weekend of which 1 was hella cool and 1 sucked internet whores. The first on was The Village. That was good for the first 1/2 and started to piss me off the 2nd half. Second was Nascar at the Imax theater. FUckin rokked!!!Woohoo! They had some awesome footage on teh screen and dubbed in Ministry's Jesus Built My Hotrod behind it. I was loving it. Had a great weekend overall. Only thing was that they had some kinda drag racing event down by the imax movie place which i totally forgot about. Otherwise i could have raced and then went to see the movie. Fockers. Oh well.

Mineo's Pizza sounds good in my gut right now

2004-07-30T14:55:44Z

School's out for the summer! Woohoo! I had to blast that Alice Cooper song leaving class last night. This was after the car full of stupid broads was in the right turning lane trying to go left. I just kept revving the engine at them hahahaha. After class my instructor had tickets to this little benefit concert at one of the theaters in town. So naturally i snagged one and walked down. It was really awesome. The benefit was to raise money for this art school in downtown. I've been there and had it been around when i was in high school i probably would have tried to get in there. So the opening act was a few of the school students (and a few older guys lol) playing some jazz tunes. Fuckin rocked my socks! I was diggin it like a mad cat. Then the next band come on, called Midlife Crisis. Basically these guys all had day jobs but they wanted to be rock stars in their youth. Well they got together, started practicing and such. It was also the one dude who put it together's b-day. So that was cool. They played
some good tunes. I had a blast. What a cool way to end my summer classes. Neato.
Ok onto more pressing issues, like me pressing a fart out my ass. Read this article by Radley Balko from www.cato.org on "drunk driving laws out of control". While i certainly don't condone drinking and driving I do think that Big Brother is starting to come around the corner on this subject. He made some very good points. I was never a big fan of all those fuckers going after the Tobacco industry cause i knew if they won on that front it was just a matter of time before all those suckholes target another venue of "problems". Bye bye tobacco, hello alcohol. The government thinks the wrong way with some of thsi stuff and the supporters behind it are so friggen blind and set on their task that it seriously scares me into what this Nation is becoming. While they THINK they are deturring potential "drunk drivers" and problems they are just making it worse. It's starting to become that you can't smoke in some bars, how long till
you can't have a drink in them either? That's the way it's headed. I don't see my iron city commercials anymore, why? "Oh cause it will make little johnny grow up to be an alcoholic and drive and kill someone". NO you're own fuckin shitty parenting will do that ya scabby cuntslop. I mean, Iron City used to have a commerical when i was younger and under 21 about how proceeds from purchasing their products go to protecting the wildlife. That's a pretty damn noble cause. Not anymore, cant' advertise alcohol on tv but you can show women being manipulative sluts on daytime soaps and abusive men, not to mention violence and sex on tv. Hello! McFly! I thought one of the ideals behind the creation of this country was that a man had the right to live his own life, and not let someone outside start hounding him on what he can and cannot do. It's a frightening situation that is just growing like a storm cloud on the horizon. I don't like it, not 1 bit in the least. Maybe it's time i run for an elected office.

DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR JOCKS

2004-07-28T12:17:57Z

You pink pansys. I have no desire to do anything today. I'm gonna go visit my sister next month, so that will be entertaining. 1 month off from school woohoo! I can't WAIT. I'll post more later when i'm awake. You internet whores.

DO I look hot in a suit? You bet I do.

2004-07-26T12:22:36Z

Went to my friend's wedding on saturday. Had a great time. Got quite a few compliments on my suit. Yea baby...ladies can't resist me! Shook my booty on the dance floor a bit. Drank a LOT. I sobered up in time to go home (at 1 am) but everything was good. Sunday i just milled around. 2 Weddings down 1 more to go. I think my friend's wedding in october is going to require a lot from me. It's more high class, and we all know how classy I am....yea...but anyways it will be fun. I gotta call him this week cause I need to call the place and give them my measurements for the tux. I am happy for all my friends getting married and wish them many years of happiness. Just don't look for me to take the plunge. Ain't no FUCKIN way. Knowing my luck i'd find one of those trick bitches and do a 180 once they say "I do" and she'd try to make me sell my mustang and then i'd have to leave her strangled on the hillside in West Virginia. Internet whores! Who needs em? Not me.
Got the mustang running good. I just need to
figure out what to do for a winter beater. If i could find someone to fix the front axle of the truck at a reasonable price i'd do it. I fuckin hate this city: too many rich snobs. Something goes wrong they call someone to come fix it. FUCK that shit i fix it myself. Bastids.

Your face makes me squat loafs of chunk in the bowl

2004-07-20T17:56:28Z

I'm going to be the camera guy for my friends wedding this saturday. Should be a very good time. Corporate America is seriously disenchanting me greatly with each passing day. i think i just passed gas too. I have my fan aimed at the fuckin loudmouth goomba on the other side of my cube so he gets the brunt of the smell. Look! Up in the sky! IT's a bird! It's a plane! It's Captain beefsocks and his fat gut +3 to emptying your refrigerator in under 5 minutes. Assbags.
Whores.
I mean seriously, internet whorism aside what is the one thing that unites us? The one solid thing? It's not ideology radiology cholered greens or roots, the only thing that unites us is DR MARTIN'S BOOTS!

i am bummed out

2004-07-17T21:43:00Z

the flashlight drags are cancelled tonight cause of the fuckin rain. bastids!!! Oh well. Maybe i'll go find an empty parking lot to do some donuts....which isn't that hard to do with my car hehehehehehehe. 4 on the floor and out the door.

Jerry Brudos was a foot fetish killer

2004-07-16T14:03:30Z

blah blah blah. How's that? Fuck you. I've been the boss all week, and everyone including their mother has come to me for all sorts of odds n ends shit. This has been a very hectic week. However i am curing it all tonight with a bottle of polish vodka. Since i don't have anyone in my life i gotta relax in other ways. mother nature likes to fucking piss on my parade too. I was all excited to go to the flashlight drags tomorrow evening but it's going to rain. I'm pissed. I'm highly pissed. But i got a good laugh this morning when i read this one supposed friend's journal. He's all saying how to stop the fighting with one another and he's really depressed and shit. Well depression sucks, no qualms there but either do something about it to fix it or fuckin deal with it. Then all his little fuckin whores respond with "oh orb blah blah blah kiss kiss kiss". YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC FUCKING LOSERS. JUMP OFF THE FUCKING SHED ROOF NOW. NONE OF YOU WILL EVER OBTAIN THE LEVEL OF GREATNESS I HAVE IN LIFE.

Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.

lazy ass gay psycho cunt bitch faggot motherfuckers

2004-07-13T13:39:46Z

That says it all. Unfortunately i was going to write more but since engineers are fuckholes i have to log out and log into another area. This is so gay. I swear i'm gonna take time off in august to go visit my friend up in NY, she goes to school near the fingerlakes which i hear is a nice area. Lord knows i need some rest and a week away from the fuckin net.

A pubic service announcement

2004-07-12T01:39:04Z

S_v_nn_h is the one who has sole ownership of my ding a ling...well it's still attatched to me but you get the idea. Cause i said so. So bend over sweety.

I'm just an average joe

2004-07-08T17:27:15Z

with an average job
I'm you're average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my house, my kids and my car
My feet on the table, and a cuban cigar

but sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested!
No way, uh oh, no i gotta go out and have fun, at someone elses expense
yea yea, oh yea, yea yea yea yea!
I drive really slow, in the ultra fast lane
While people, behind me, are going, insane cause
I'M AN ASSHOLE. Oh yea, ah ha, oh boy
I'M AN ASSHOLE, A REAL FUCKING ASSHOLE!
I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "How about this heat!"
I'M AN ASSHOLE OH YEA AH HA DEAR GOD
I'M AN ASSHOLE...A TRUE FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Maybe i shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me i'm wrong
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

A....S.S....H.O...L.E....EVERYBODY!
I'm an asshole...and proud OF it.

Tonight

2004-06-29T02:45:17Z

I have seen the error in my ways, yet i fear it may be too late to do anything about it. For what it's worth, i'm sorry. I fucking hate the internet. bah.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT JERRY SPRINGER WAS DEAD

2004-06-28T12:07:39Z

He comes to my journal! Today on Jerry Springer : psychotic broads from the internet who have self esteem issues and tell 1 sided stories to their friends. but first here is a brief public service announcement: You cakeass. Now back to springer. Ladies and Gentlemen it seems as tho somenoe decided to reply to one of my posts in reaction to a lady whom i thought was my friend. However she made her own bed so she has to lie in it. It happens when you believe other people over me, i fuckin tell it like it is and if you can't handle reality then you need to find the nearest cliff or do a few shots of battery acid there asslips. So hey, since everyone else believes liars thieves and murderers over moi, i hope you enjoy that bridge in brooklyn that's for sale too!

god fucking damnit on a fuckin stick

2004-06-25T12:11:57Z

Ford Aspires are the worst car produced. Oh a lovely rebadged Ford yet again! LIke they didnt' learn from the Ford Probe!!! Ass. Well my sis is coming into town today so that should be a fun time this weekend, then we're going to visit my cousins on sunday. My little cousin is a howl, and now they he's seen me and how good i am at video games i'm like a demi god to him hahahahaha! it's cute. Ah someday i'll have my own rugrats, or not. I was talkin to my friend last night on the phone and we discussed the issue with my best friend. I haven't talked to him since the end of april...and he lives right up the street from me. I need to get him alone and talk with him, cause the significant other would most likely open her yap and that would have a good chance of me blowing up. Don't want that happening. I'm worried about Savannah, she's a good friend and she's going through a rough time right now. I wish i was there to help her or something, i hate feeling helpless. I pray things go alright with her. I miss her
a lot damn it.
Great now something is wrnog with my moms' car so i'll be checking that when i get home. PA has a new law that if you have an OBDII system (on board diagnostics) in 97 or later vehicles and the check engine light is on during inspection they have to check it. Well thats another 55$ to hook up the machine and then they can fuckin fail you for whatever. FUCKING ASS!! I'm building a street rod so those government fucks can't own me. Pi electronic system with a 390 Ford FE with MPFI!!

fuckers.

I need coffee

2004-06-22T11:50:55Z

Well my class for Summer I ended last night. Tonight starts Summer II. Tuesday n Thursday each week till august. bah. At least i'll get my degree soon. A guy from my class stopped and talked to me afterwards and he gave me a good insight on what to do and where to go with my degree since he is in the IS field now. I really appreciated that. It also turns out that he dug my presentation on street rods, so we talked about that for a bit. Coming home, if there had not been traffic, i would have witnessed an 04 Cobra eating a 350z alive. Shit i might have been able to beat the Z too! hahaha! I'm still bummed cause i miss someone who isn't talking to me anymore but i have no control over that. Pisser. I'm not awake.

i've seriously had it

2004-06-21T00:10:27Z

Lies bullshit drama and fat whores from the south who are just fat fuckin slabs of bacon ready for the oven.

I HAD 1 lady whom i was interested in very seriously.
Now thanks to i guess myself and other people she's gone.
Thank you all very fucking much.
The one person who had a fuckin chance to spend the rest of my life with me
and it gets all fucked up.

Don't be surprised if i disappear. i'm nearing 30, it's time for a chance in my life. The ignitor is about to fire up.

i've been misjudged
misunderstood
and i can't take it no more.
So i won't.

I still care about her, and still have deep feelings for her, even tho it very well could never recover from all this. THAT is what pisses me off the most.

Fuck with the bull, get the horns.